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[leopatraofficial]

how do i kill an eldritch god?? apparently i can do it with scan2go but not until the end of the series n i need ryu gone yesterday :/

i think his powers r gravity control, mind reading, going into n taking over ur dreams, just being really buff, lava, n sucking toes

[Ryu isn't allowed within 50 feet of Kaz if she can help it. Not particularly fond of Shiro, but he doesn't deserve what Ryu would do to him.]

[ AUDIO ] Counselor's Log; Stardate 52073.59

[jrltezridax]

[ Her voice is young and shows that in how deeply colored by emotion it is -- excitement and confusion and curiosity all buzzing around each other, in this case. ]

Counselor's Log, Stardate 52073.59. Several hours ago, what appears to be a subspace anomaly installed itself on my PADD. The anomaly gave a message -- oh, what was it? Oh, right, there is is. Welcome to [Deatth Chat]. Spelt with two t's, mind that. You may use this application to converse with other [chosen ones] across the multiverse.

It's incredible. I appear to be one of only ten 'chosen one's' selected to receive the anomaly across a plethora of Mirror Verses. Unlike previously thought, it appears there are more than just the one. I've given my PADD to Chief O'Brien to analyze, but it manifests on any new PADD or computer I attempt to use. No one else seems to be able to see it, but O'Brien does note a strange neutrino surge in any electronic I'm using. It appears to want me to interact with it as much as possible, though it's impossible to tell yet if the application itself is sentient.

The other 'Chosen Ones' seem to all be from Earth, with one exception though I don't recognize their species, and their years range from 1656 all the way to 6557. Ages range from 13 to 27. Well, unless you count me. But, well I'm 20. Dax is 300 or so. Well, the oldest apart from Dax is 27. But, also, not everyone has reported their age. Or their year.

I have made contact with the other users. The purpose or origin of the app is uncertain, but Captain Sisko is wary it may be a surveillance from the Dominion. We'll know more after Chief O'Brien gets a fix on it.

Dax out.

[ AUDIO ]

[puellaregem]

[ Rather than an accidental recording like the last time, this one is clearly deliberate; Shiori even taps the mic to test it before she starts speaking. ]

"Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, 'and what is the use of a book,' thought Alice 'without pictures or conversations?'"

[ She pauses for a moment, then starts speaking again. ]

"Alice was sitting beside her older sister on the riverbank, with nothing to do, and had begun to be very bored. Once or twice, she had looked into the book her older sister was reading, but there weren't any illustrations, or even any conversations. 'Dear me,' Alice thought. 'Whatever is the point of a book with nothing but words?'"

[ Another momentary pause. ]

"Could you hear a difference?"

[VIDEO]

[the_obedient_servant]

THE_OBEDIENT_SERVANT has uploaded THISMIGHTASWELLJUSTHAPPEN.zip.

 

[ Inside is the entirety of the Scan2Go anime, that they had to spend their entire afternoon sucking up to Alphys to get. But Fiona seems to really enjoy being a puppet, so they figure it's worth it. ]

 

All yours. I take no responsibility for any psychological breakdowns you might have as a result.

 

[ It does make Chara think about the possibility of them becoming an anomaly themselves, rather than just a servant of one. The thought brings them no comfort. ]