[audio] username: thebeginning

[starpulse]

[ There's a new username on the block and it appears that thebeginning does not believe in texts posts, so come click play on this audio! You'll be treated to a young-sounding female voice that has diction and inflection like your grandma. ]

Attention, people of the wondrous tome!

I have been following your conversations for a few days now and I am most entertained and at the same time most confused. Just what are all of you? Am I truly speaking to mortals of far-away lands?

I do not wish to bother you only for trivialities, however. Relay to me your most entertaining story. Where I am, it is always so boring and I am so... [ yaaaawn ] sleepy...

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audio->video

[starpulse]

There is no-- Oh! Wait, this mysterious tome can serve as a mirror, can it not? One moment...!

[ And there is a short noise of shuffling as Sothis figures out how to turn on a video transmission. She herself is not in view, but you can see a throne room. Sothis moves the tome around so you get a good view of it. Notably, when she films downstairs, the room kind of... ends very soon. There is just darkness, just nothing there anymore. ]

There! This should serve as some explanation.

[ .... maybe. ]

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[praeclarum]

Hm. Very unusual.

[Okay. Now he's interested.]

I can see why leaving is a problem, but I can't see how you got there to begin with.