[audio] username: thebeginning

[starpulse]

[ There's a new username on the block and it appears that thebeginning does not believe in texts posts, so come click play on this audio! You'll be treated to a young-sounding female voice that has diction and inflection like your grandma. ]

Attention, people of the wondrous tome!

I have been following your conversations for a few days now and I am most entertained and at the same time most confused. Just what are all of you? Am I truly speaking to mortals of far-away lands?

I do not wish to bother you only for trivialities, however. Relay to me your most entertaining story. Where I am, it is always so boring and I am so... [ yaaaawn ] sleepy...

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[the_obedient_servant]

[ Mortal might be debatable. ]

Any preference on tone? I have few happy ones.

[ AUDIO ]

[jrltezridax]

[ Ezri's nothing if not accommodating, so she's taken the time to record an audio log on her PADD just for this new member. Be greeted with this chipper, over-caffeinated young woman who has never been concise in her life. This one, anyway. ]

Hello! Attention granted! My name is Ezri Dax. I dont' know if I really count as mortal, though, but I guess so. It's really lovely to make your acquaintance. What's your name? Are you human? Oh, gosh, I hope that didn't sound rude, it's just that I think I'm the only non-human here — I'm a Trill, joined and everything — and it'd be great not to be alone. Not that I mind humans!

[ Focus, Ezri. ]

Anyway — what sort of stories do you like?

Would you like stories from the life of my current host — that's me, Ezri — or are you also interested in stories from some of my past hosts? And, you know, any details on what sort of things you find interesting would be helpful! We all have different qualifiers for that sort of thing, you know, so I just want to make sure I don't bore you further!

[VIDEO] THISMIGHTASWELLJUSTHAPPEN.zip

[leopatraofficial]

[It's the entirety of Scan2Go, that Kris had sent her earlier.]

im fiona ryder n THATS my best story B)

[Kaz's story, technically, but there's got to be a timeline where she's the protagonist of the anime, right? Right.]

i have a question tho, if uv been following our convos do u kno my beef w/ ryu? bc if u have any advice 4 how 2 get rid of him hmu u_u

[lordphantomhive]

Why would it benefit me in any way to waste my time entertaining you?

[praeclarum]

If your life is boring, it's because you lack the imagination or initiative to live an interesting life. Asking others to compensate for your shortcomings isn't a long-term fix.