[audio] username: thebeginning

[starpulse]

[ There's a new username on the block and it appears that thebeginning does not believe in texts posts, so come click play on this audio! You'll be treated to a young-sounding female voice that has diction and inflection like your grandma. ]

Attention, people of the wondrous tome!

I have been following your conversations for a few days now and I am most entertained and at the same time most confused. Just what are all of you? Am I truly speaking to mortals of far-away lands?

I do not wish to bother you only for trivialities, however. Relay to me your most entertaining story. Where I am, it is always so boring and I am so... [ yaaaawn ] sleepy...

Comments

Re: [VIDEO] THISMIGHTASWELLJUSTHAPPEN.zip

[the_obedient_servant]

Ah, an opponent who refuses to die. I can empathise.

[jrltezridax]

Have you considered other possible solutions?

[leopatraofficial]

what else am i supposed 2 do abt a superpowered space monster that crawled out of a black hole with one (1) mission in life (bullying children at scan2go apparently) :/

i have 2 get rid of him b4 he gives taiga the crazy juice or breaks in2 shiros brain

or commits his own murder ig??? i think he kills zero in my show it wasnt really clear

[the_obedient_servant]

[ Hm. They feel like they have a lot in common with this fellow. ]