[audio] username: thebeginning

[starpulse]

[ There's a new username on the block and it appears that thebeginning does not believe in texts posts, so come click play on this audio! You'll be treated to a young-sounding female voice that has diction and inflection like your grandma. ]

Attention, people of the wondrous tome!

I have been following your conversations for a few days now and I am most entertained and at the same time most confused. Just what are all of you? Am I truly speaking to mortals of far-away lands?

I do not wish to bother you only for trivialities, however. Relay to me your most entertaining story. Where I am, it is always so boring and I am so... [ yaaaawn ] sleepy...

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[praeclarum]

Yes, yes. You are far from the first damaged child to mistake edgy nihilism for intelligence. Come back if you ever grow into less cliché coping mechanisms.

[Pizza cutter.]

[the_obedient_servant]

Haha.

Well, you're hardly the first damaged child to mistake edgy misanthropy for intelligence. Come back if you ever grow into less cliché coping mechanisms.

[ It's not edgy nihilism if it's true. Ah, but such is the folly of those who do not understand their place in the universe. Really, the only person to truly understand is one of the three people who they directly killed. ]

[ Still, part of them is a little amused by the fact that they're defending humanity to a fellow misanthrope. Would Frisk be proud? They shouldn't be, but Chara imagines they would be. ]