A Goode Daye be upon yowe Alle

[nifeandaccurate]

Yt surpriseth me Notte to Be Heere, for I haue Seen yt, yette I ken notte what Asfistance I May Be. Telle me yowre Troubles, and yowre Auntie Agnes sharl doe my Beste.

[She's a bit miffed she miscalculated the app's arrival by an hour, but she'll cope.]

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[keppekishou]

You're the first one to not be surprised. Is there anything more you know?

[ Also why do you type like that................... a question for another day. ]

[the_obedient_servant]

[ Not... entirely true. ]

[nifeandaccurate]

The Bookes sharl Falle, and the Risynge Sunne sharl cast yts Light upon Yowre Worlde, and the Heartes of Menne shal weaken. The god of the Nite-times sharl reign, and the menne of Lettres sharl coom after him, Wonne and Two, untyl the Vefsel of Crocus doth Reveale Him, and but Wonne remayneth.

And yowe shalle be theyr alfo, Teru.


[She's trying very hard to be helpful.]

[ectoplasmfear]

Am I among the men of letters?

[ Squinting at this. One and Two? Not him and A, A's going to die. L and him? Hm. Seems unlikely. ]

[nifeandaccurate]

No. Ye shal trye yowre hande Elseweyr, and a Dragon shalle Reveale Himselfe in Flame.

[She's not trying anymore.]

[ectoplasmfear]

A Dragon? What?

[nifeandaccurate]

Yowe cannot expect Clarity from a gibberish-writynge Maddewoman, now canne ye?

[Translation: Bitch.]

[ectoplasmfear]

Obviously not.

[43406]

[ ...Rising Sun? Light? Night God? What? ]

That wouldn't be... my Rising Sun casting light, would it?

[ Nate isn't sure what it means, even if he's got that part right. ]

[nifeandaccurate]

No, deere hearte. Yowe and yowre Husbande are Notte from that Worlde.

[Technically true, and the only thing she can think of to say on the subject that won't upset the dear boy.]

The Wonne I speake of ys but a Boy, and so he sharl be untyl Death cooms to Grinne at him.

[43406]

[ Nate doesn't... really understand. ]

Oh, I see.

[ He says Oh, I see. because he isn't sure what the proper response is to being told Death will come grinning on... a child? His husband, as a child? Nate doesn't necessarily see how this would refer to Light. This would all be a cryptic way to reference him. ]

I appreciate the clarification.

[keppekishou]

The only part of this I understand is the Rising Sun. That is the country I am from.

I suppose that does means I'll be there also, yes.

[nifeandaccurate]

I regrette the Vaguenefs, deare childe, but the future is Dreddfullie Confusynge. Yt is verrie Faste and verrie Loude, and alle of yowe weare so Littel Clothyng! I feare I understand but Bitts and Pieces with any Accuracye.

[And that's just in her own world. It goes double for worlds with internal logic dramatically different from her own.]

Yt seemes a Lovelie Countrye when the Black Wonne is notte workyng quite so Harde. The littel blushynge Blofsoms on the trees are Delitefull.

[keppekishou]

You really see it in visions? That's... impressive.

[ Should be impossible, but what's new on this app... the last week has been terribly confusing and Teru is just giving up on understanding anything that shows up on electronic devices. ]

They're called Sakura. They're cherry blossoms.

Actually, I am not sure if you have cherries where you live in your time at all.