A Goode Daye be upon yowe Alle

[nifeandaccurate]

Yt surpriseth me Notte to Be Heere, for I haue Seen yt, yette I ken notte what Asfistance I May Be. Telle me yowre Troubles, and yowre Auntie Agnes sharl doe my Beste.

[She's a bit miffed she miscalculated the app's arrival by an hour, but she'll cope.]

Comments

[ectoplasmfear]

Learn to type.

[nifeandaccurate]

I haue no Woodblockes nor Printynge Prefs, yonge manne. The Wordes yowe see heere art alle in myne own Hand.

[For her, the app is manifesting inside a blank book.]

[ectoplasmfear]

Your hand is incomprehensible gibberish amd you're a madwoman.

[nifeandaccurate]

Madde I may be, but as Future Children sharl Saye: itt taketh Wonne to knowe Wonne.

[ectoplasmfear]

[ ... Bitch. ]