[ AUDIO ] Counselor's Log; Stardate 52073.59

[jrltezridax]

[ Her voice is young and shows that in how deeply colored by emotion it is -- excitement and confusion and curiosity all buzzing around each other, in this case. ]

Counselor's Log, Stardate 52073.59. Several hours ago, what appears to be a subspace anomaly installed itself on my PADD. The anomaly gave a message -- oh, what was it? Oh, right, there is is. Welcome to [Deatth Chat]. Spelt with two t's, mind that. You may use this application to converse with other [chosen ones] across the multiverse.

It's incredible. I appear to be one of only ten 'chosen one's' selected to receive the anomaly across a plethora of Mirror Verses. Unlike previously thought, it appears there are more than just the one. I've given my PADD to Chief O'Brien to analyze, but it manifests on any new PADD or computer I attempt to use. No one else seems to be able to see it, but O'Brien does note a strange neutrino surge in any electronic I'm using. It appears to want me to interact with it as much as possible, though it's impossible to tell yet if the application itself is sentient.

The other 'Chosen Ones' seem to all be from Earth, with one exception though I don't recognize their species, and their years range from 1656 all the way to 6557. Ages range from 13 to 27. Well, unless you count me. But, well I'm 20. Dax is 300 or so. Well, the oldest apart from Dax is 27. But, also, not everyone has reported their age. Or their year.

I have made contact with the other users. The purpose or origin of the app is uncertain, but Captain Sisko is wary it may be a surveillance from the Dominion. We'll know more after Chief O'Brien gets a fix on it.

Dax out.

Comments

[ectoplasmfear]

You're right. Terra is one of the most memorable people here. Who's your guess as to who she forgot? I'm thinking River.

[leopatraofficial]

*teru

my moneys on L u_u

[ectoplasmfear]

That's an acceptable compromise. He's not particularly interesting.

[jrltezridax]

Oh, geez. I am so sorry. I forgot to count myself...

[ Starfleet Intelligence is going to fire her after this... ]

[ectoplasmfear]

Oh dear. That's much worse. Have some respect for yourself and forget L instead!

[praeclarum]

You're asking for the impossible, Backup. I'm quite memorable.

[leopatraofficial]

who r u again

[Stop calling him that!]

[ectoplasmfear]

Tumours often are, Lawliet.

[praeclarum]

[Well, that's a whole new level of obnoxious. He resists the urge to make the obvious Schwarzenegger joke.]

Tsk, tsk. What did Dr. River's coworker ever do to you?

[ectoplasmfear]

I'm not sure. Like I said, he's not particularly memorable. But if Lawliet doesn't learn to respect his betters and stop calling them Backup, there will be fucking consequences.

[praeclarum]

That's an odd concern. I don't think Dr. Lawliet has ever heard of you.

[Backup.]

[ectoplasmfear]

That would be because Dr. Lawliet isn't important enough to know anything worthwhile. And his hair is shit.

[ Prototype. ]

[praeclarum]

We can both agree on that point, Benjamin. His hair is definitely shit.

[Ersatz.]

[jrltezridax]

Let's not fight!

[praeclarum]

We're not. We're agreeing that Dr. Lawliet's hair is shit.

[jrltezridax]

Let's not insult each other, either.

[ Wait. ]

Aren't you the mirror verse version of Dr. Lawliet?

[praeclarum]

Dr. Lawliet appears to be a mirrorverse version of me with a different name and an insultingly stupid hairstyle, yes. But he's not connected to this program, so he can't see any of the completely accurate things we're saying about him.